Funny And Relatable Tweets About Working Out

Funny And Relatable Tweets About Working Out

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Exercise is good for our health… or so we are told. We clock our miles on the treadmill, lift our weights, and even do a five-minute cool down and stretch, just like we’re supposed to. But that doesn’t mean keeping up with our exercise routines is easy. Some days getting to the gym feels like an impossible feat, and no one knows wrestling better than these funny people on Twitter. Read their hilarious stories and take comfort in knowing you’re not alone in your training woes!

I like to go for a run at night because the added fear of being killed really does wonders for my cardio.

The gym is a place for people who carry out punishments of Greek gods, like on a bike that goes nowhere and a weight that falls on your chest.The gym is a place for people who carry out punishments of Greek gods, like on a bike that goes nowhere and a weight that falls on your chest.

I saw a couple holding hands as they ran and it gave me hope that one day I would meet someone who would hate them with me.I saw a couple holding hands as they ran and it gave me hope that one day I would meet someone who would hate them with me.

How long are you supposed to rest between gym sets? like 6 months?How long are you supposed to rest between gym sets? like 6 months?[at the gym] Me: What does this machine do? "Sir, that's a bank." Me: perfect.[at the gym] Me: What does this machine do? "Sir, that's a bank." Me: perfect.Kicked out of the gym for constantly yelling YOU MAY CLOSE ME TO THE BENCH YOUR HONOR every time I go to the weightlifting station.Kicked out of the gym for constantly yelling YOU MAY CLOSE ME TO THE BENCH YOUR HONOR every time I go to the weightlifting station.

I'm a real gym rat (I go there at night and eat their crap)I'm a real gym rat (I go there at night and eat their crap)I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.Me: [goes to the gym once] I also: [consumes 20,000 extra calories afterwards to "refuel"]Me: [goes to the gym once] I also: [consumes 20,000 extra calories afterwards to "refuel"]"How often do you exercise?" About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003."How often do you exercise?" About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym Nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I don't know how you can put that shit in your body.Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym Nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I don't know how you can put that shit in your body.My favorite machine in the gym is the vending machine.My favorite machine in the gym is the vending machine.*Health Risk Assessment* HOW OFTEN DO YOU EXERCISE? *remembers being out of breath putting on socks in the morning* DAILY.*Health Risk Assessment* HOW OFTEN DO YOU EXERCISE? *remembers being out of breath putting on socks in the morning* DAILY.My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly laundered sheets and he could have told me he wanted a divorce.My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly laundered sheets and he could have told me he wanted a divorce.technology is cool because you can text someone and tell them you're at the gym when you're really just watching tv with your pants unbuttonedtechnology is cool because you can text someone and tell them you're at the gym when you're really just watching tv with your pants unbuttonedWhy have abs when you can eat kebabs?Why have abs when you can eat kebabs?I put on workout clothes and walk briskly past people having picnics to feel better about myself.I put on workout clothes and walk briskly past people having picnics to feel better about myself.I'm the best at pretending there's something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don't know how to use it.I'm the best at pretending there's something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don't know how to use it."I would like to cancel my gym membership." Okay, I'll need $2,500, written permission from Oprah, and a 30-page thesis on why you're such a piece of shit."I would like to cancel my gym membership." Okay, I'll need $2,500, written permission from Oprah, and a 30-page thesis on why you're such a piece of shit.[at the gym] "Excuse me, where are the stepping machines?" Upstairs on the second floor *takes the elevator*[at the gym] "Excuse me, where are the stepping machines?" Upstairs on the second floor *takes the elevator*Me [getting small paper cut]: well so much for going to the gym this weekMe [getting small paper cut]: well so much for going to the gym this weekMe [gasping]: Man, this stationary bike is harder than it looks. Coach: Now that you're finally on it, you should probably start pedaling.Me [gasping]: Man, this stationary bike is harder than it looks. Coach: Now that you're finally on it, you should probably start pedaling.It's time we all admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief.It's time we all admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief.

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